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  2. brave-fart:

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    brave-fart:

    did you hear about the italian chef who died?

    he pasta way

    he just ran out of thyme

    here today, gone tomato

    his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

    we never sausage a tragedy coming

    ashes to ashes, crust to crust

    there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

    (Source: sofunnyimcryan, via perks-of-being-chinese)

     
  3. rebeccacumberland:

    when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

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  4. disowns:

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    when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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  5. cumillionaire:

    If my jokes offend you:

    1. I’m sorry
    2. It won’t happen again
    3. 1 & 2 are lies 
    4. You’re a pussy

    (Source: 69shadesofgray, via oknope)

     
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  7. acomas:

    poor babe

    (Source: pleathe, via crystallized-teardrops)

     

  8. hotboysofficial:

    lady gets mugged by motorcyclist while driving

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    (via oknope)

     

  9. syosama:

    when ppl start talkin shit about someone who treated you like garbage

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  10. backdoorteenmom:

    It looks like he’s wearing tall red boots, black stockings, and white booty shorts

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