1. svveden:

    svveden:

    what do you call a sphere full of idiots

    earth

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

     
  2. dutchster:

    "he’s making that face again isn’t he"

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via perks-of-being-chinese)

     
  3. (Source: itsfunnytome, via bonus)

     
  4. istherelifeonstars:

    malformalady:

    McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

    Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

    But…. that red, white n’ blue cloth is hanging on that pole…

    (via loveontopknot)

     

  5. harry2016:

    image

    i cant believe that is literally beyoncé’s face as she is plummeting off a building

    i am laying down in bed with a double chin

    (Source: hotsenator, via urso2000andlate)

     
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  7. howling-lights:

    howling-lights:

    leviathans-in-the-tardis:

    sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

    image

    IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????

    never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

     
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  9. j5h:

    j5h:

    my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

    image

    image

    (Source: j6, via hotboyproblems)

     
  10. ambisagrus:

    no image has ever described my life quite so well

    (via academy)